Brian Allan Crabill IV

My experiences as a frisbee player began about 3 1/2 weeks ago while I was in the bathtub with Max.  We were playing a little game we call "Sink my Battleship" and it was my turn.  To give you a little background on this children's, turned adult's, game it was created by Fisher-Price and involves each players' favorite action figure from the popular series Rescue Heroes©.   I was Al Ninyoâ„¢ from the Mobile Response Unitâ„¢ collection and Max was Jake Justiceâ„¢ from the boring-asssss Defenders of Freedomâ„¢ collection. My character was zipping around the tub on his (sold seperately) Jetski of Terrorist Resistenceâ„¢  and Max kept asking when Jake "Just-A-Puss" could have a turn on   Al's magnet of masculinity vessel. So, I said to him, "Those that defend freedom will be warmed by my fire, those who resist will be burned by it". So, Max gets up from the tub, leaving his Jake, spilling water all over the floor. Bubbles that were once a soul-invigorating mixture of hot water and lilac scented soap, are now traveling the long journey down his backside from his Thor-like shoulders, to the middle of his back and soooouthward.   I was now up one action figure but I was down one friend.