Noah Benjamin email>>nbenjami@indiana.edu
Nickname: Cassanoah, All-Star of David
Height:5'10"
Weight:160
Age:19
Year in School:Sophmore
Major:Biochemistry
Hometown:Wilmette, IL
Grade School:Central School
H.S. sports played: Dungeons and Dragons (2nd edition)
Something no one elese knows about you:I'm a robot
Single or Spoken for: Even if the mothers of my various teammates counted I would still say single. Jokes about people’s moms are very funny. I am the undisputed paragon of wit.
Favorite Color:chlorophyll green
Are you cool:if coolness is measured by ones skill in computer games, then yes, I am very cool.
Did you get beaten up in Grade School:and high school
how many licks does it take you to get to the center of a...:4 man cup. The amount of licks is indefinite due to the fact that the cup has an undefined center or midpoint, asshat
Quotes:"girls and computer games are NOT inversely proportional!"
The Skinny on :Though IU does not offer a degree in attitude Noah seems to be excelling in other areas such as pillow fights and "girl watchin'". One can usually find Noah in blue pajama pants and hanging out in Read food court making passes on girls who look like they have money on their student cards.
Favorite Passes:"Gurl, I know you wanna buy me a cheeseburger"