Terms Used in Funk Music
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A-1
Quickie for "What's happening?!"
B-2
"Let's check each other out..."
bondo condo
High priced apartment or house
boppa-tron
High-powered, lease breaking stereo system
bop-tusi
A good or regular dancer
bop-u-late
To school a person on a reality vibe
con-cept
An idea or logo with Electric Spankic implications
cosmic slop
Survival gig; big city hustle. Working for the Mahn.
dookie stick
A man under the Bow-Wow Syndrome (a dog!)
drazoid
A funkateer who's socially unacceptable
electric
spank
The funkalogical use of hi-tech for zero-spankic purposes
E. T.
A personal problem (as in Ego Tripping)
funk-a-logical
Something that's perfectly clear before you understand it: once you
uinderstand-- it makes no sense.
funkasaurus
A veteran P-Funk fan, circa 1970
G-3
A foxy lady with skinny legs
geepie
A youngblood Funkateer between the ages of 1 and 10.
groova-dactic
Rescue dance music vibe; anti-disco sadistic mind
holy risk-go
Depending or hoping on Da Funk to pull-u-thru
lunch box
A portable tape/radio player
maggot brain
Flashy or Hendrixian guitar player.
masterjam
A faithful, loving gent!
micro groove
A faithful, loving gent!
muckle head
A poobutt personality; a fool
nastee/nastay/nastoid
Various levels of throbba-sonic attack; rowdy funk!
'P'
The best of everything (except that of Electric Spankic nature)
p'motional
rescue
Coming thru-with-da-funk in the nick-of-time
pull-a-tics
An inside connection; ass-kiss situation or bribe
raw spank
Flunking on the funk and being obvious about it
rooster poot
A modest genius: any band who earns the minimum wage in Funkamanship.
splank
The Funk formula for bustin' loose! Anti-toxin for Electric Spanking
splankster/splankateer
Full-time and Part-time splanker.
the splank
decade
1980-1990 A.D.
thumpasaurus
people
Foot-stomping. hand clap Funkateers.
U.F.O. (universal
funk object)
For instance; George Clinton
ultra-wave
Laid-back, sleazy-serious Funk. Splank to-the-9th-Power.
ya betta
jam
"Come check us out and enjoy the vibe!"
ya betta
start splanking
Pay attention and get your self/act together
yang
Excuses, useless dialogue, verbal excess
zappic
A love affair on a serious tilt; guaranteed P-Funk tune.
zeep
Deeper than deep; the maximum stroke
zeroloid
A professional Sir Nose or Dozo
zee-barge
A car or van with a custom paint job
zone of zero
funkativity
The space and place wherever Funk is a virtual zero.